What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

NASA raises the odds that an asteroid could hit the moon in 2032 - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Turns Out, AI Gobbles Up a Lot of Energy - Newser

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The dogs of Chernobyl may be evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?