What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:53

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Turning carbon dioxide into fuel just got easier, thanks to acid bubbles - Tech Xplore
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
NASA raises the odds that an asteroid could hit the moon in 2032 - Space
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Turns Out, AI Gobbles Up a Lot of Energy - Newser
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The dogs of Chernobyl may be evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?